All about that what?!?!

"All about the bass" the parody version, by Me... "All up in your face"

By now we've all heard the song "All about the Bass" about a million times, and it's a catchy song... but some of us got to talking today and it's super unfair and feels even uncomfortable for any smaller girls to sing and I was in a parody type of mood so decided to parody a version for all of the smaller girls who don't have the bass but maybe have other assets.  So here you have it... The parody version "All up in your face."  I need to get together with some of my video making friends so we can get this thing viral!

Because you know
They’re all up in your face
In your face, no bubble
They’re all up in your face
In your face, no bubble
They’re all up in your face
In your face, no bubble
They’re all up in your face
In your face

Yeah, it's pretty clear, my booty never grew
But I got cleavage, cleavage
Like them strippers do
‘Cause I’m a compact cutie, that makes all the boys fight
No junk in the trunk but bright head lights

I see them magazines, they think we never eat
You know that shit ain’t true
Trust me, I like my meat.
So if you got beauty boobies, go on and push em’ up
‘Cause every inch of you is perfect
Just extra awesome at the top

Yeah, the Doctor she told me that I have them small bones
I say, "Find your best asset and focus in on that zone."
So if you're drowning, a tiny hiney might not help you float
But I got something much, much better – a motorboat

Because you know
They’re all up in your face
In your face, no bubble
They’re all up in your face
In your face, no bubble
They’re all up in your face
In your face, no bubble
They’re all up in your face
In your face

My pants fit in the back
Go head and tell them twerking hoochies that
No, I’m just sayin, it’s this thing called class
When every inch of it is covered
All the thong and all the crack

Yeah the Doctor she told me that I have them small bones
I say,  "Find your best asset and focus in on that zone."
So if you're drowning a tiny hiney might not help you float
But I got something much, much better – a motorboat

Because you know
They’re all up in your face
In your face, no bubble
They’re all up in your face
In your face, no bubble
They’re all up in your face
In your face, no bubble
They’re all up in your face
In your face